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Squatchy

Squatchy, short for sasquatch aka big foot. Meaning to believe in the possibility of amazing creatures and to hold oneself in high esteem. Believing in oneself and the conservation of sasquatch habitats. Sasquatch lovers usually enjoy forest bathing, being elusive, and are super kind hearted.
Stay squatchy my friend!
by Zazzy January 25, 2023
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papa squatch

Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.
by KZella December 1, 2015
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Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016
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Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits
dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.
by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018
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Squatchin'

Derived from 'sass-quatchin'
When someone is being unnecessarily sassy
"What's wrong with Bob?"
"I don't know but he's been squatchin' all day"
by BritNAZT February 27, 2014
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squatchy

Pulling down one's pants to fart, particularly (but not limited to) farting on an open fire.
"I'm about to run squatchy on this fire."

"Steve got so drunk he squatchied on his girlfriend in bed."
by Scooteronomy January 11, 2012
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squatch

A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.

The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
by superwhitey August 10, 2006
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