Square

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.
Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.
by steelslammer December 02, 2007
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Squaring

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."
"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'
by labazZz June 26, 2018
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No-No Square

A part of the body that should not be touched by others, especially not nonces.

The inspiration behind the hit-selling song 'The No-No Square' written by The Boys, used to warn pedophiles in the area of the ultimate power of the singer. Will automatically kill any debauchees within a 69 mile radius.
Child: STOP! Don't touch me there! THIS IS...my No-No Square!
Kevin (56 years old, locked into an unhappy marriage, just got out the pen for manslaughter, smokes twelve packs a day): HoLy FrIcK
by LemonyDude June 07, 2020
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square

Someone who is not in the "game" of pimping and hoeing. Drugs usually being apart of that too. Those who are in the "game" consider squares to be uncool/boring. For instance, if you work at a strip club as a dancer and don't have a pimp and don't want one, you are considered a square. Square hoe- someone who prostitutes without a pimp; square- someone who doesn't do any of that. It is a whole sub-culture people don't know about unless they are in it.
You want to be my wifey?
"No girl I'm not interested in that."
What, you aren't a square are you?

"Yeah girl, I have a boyfriend.... I'm not about that life. Just stripping to put my way through school."
by Leah555 October 14, 2013
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square

A person who has spent most of his/her life dedicating their life to schoolwork and achieving grades of A and above. Tends not to have many friends but there are rare occurences where a square has actually had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Ah look at that square over there! Bet hes off to the library.
by Sammi April 06, 2005
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square

1. A 4 sided polygon with equal sides and right angle. Also known as... rhombus, rectangle, parallelagram, quadrilateral....
2. Somebody whose uncool.
3. Fair and square.
1. To find the volume of a square, you do length x width x height.
2. Be there or be square!
3. The bald coach could not admit that the team won fair and square, because they cheated.
by Dudette May 20, 2005
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square

1. v. to be sliced up
2. n. someone who never does anything. Either he has been refined most of his life and doesn't know what's out there, or he's incapable of having fun.
1. be here or be squared
2. I would invite Malcolm to the party, but he's such a square that he would probably prefer to have a date with one of the letters from his Encyclopedia collection.
by genrou November 12, 2006
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