Squiff

a queef involving a spewed cream pie

She squiffed and it felt good

by Deviva November 19, 2007

squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

by Prof. Jack Package January 23, 2009

squaffle

A Street version of Ping Pong where four or more players compete for combo points. Usually has two net players per team and 1 back player. Combo's are scored by best tricks and combo's.

Squaffle at Radders house?

by aliw May 23, 2007

Squaft

the action of inserting or hiding something in your rectum.

ex1
person 1: what did you do with all the pot?
person 2: i squafted it.

ex2
person 1: i told my girlfriend to squaft a banana.
person 2: and?
person 1: ...

by sloppymilkshake April 11, 2010

squaf

A word used to describe a person who deliberately seeks the smell of a fart for their own personal desires. Whether the individual likes the smell or not varies but either way the desire is so overwhelming.

Example 1: "Man! I heard this hot as chick fart today. I just couldn't help but squaf her fart"

Example 2: "DUDE! Lester is such a squaffing mofo!"

by Luke Anderson December 13, 2007

Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

Squiff

To be scruffy or cute

Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!

by Arcade82 March 17, 2015