Splatterbate

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time

Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.

by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

Dick Splatter

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.

Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.

by dickslapper0989 April 18, 2017

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad as fuck and I heard she got that yummy coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

shanghai splatter

Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.

Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.

by LottieEB January 1, 2009

baby splatter

1. The insides of an infant spread over a large area, i.e. a wall or the ground.

2. Baby poo

3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.

1. We walked into the room to discover a wall covered in baby splatter.

2. He stepped in baby splatter.

3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.

by SmallPox2601 July 4, 2008