Color Spray

A temporary color spray. Jerome Russell makes some good ones. They can be found at Walgreens Pharmacy. But be careful on what your spraying it on, it can get on your clothes, brush, backpack. Anything. Don't touch your hair when you spray it because it'll get on your hands. It's a bitch to clean up. They come in colors like pink, green, blond, white, red, pink, purple, blue, and orange. They'll look sexy on anyone! Even if you think you are ugly.

Today, I used Jerome Russell color spray. It was red and he told me I looked cute.

by I<3Sgt.Frog September 12, 2010

I'm sorry sir

The best thing to say in a bad situation.

Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)

by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011

Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.

That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.

Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf

by PoleyISuppose September 8, 2023

spryfield

A quaint suburban area outside of Halifax known for its extensive selection of fast food eateries situated along Herring Cove Road. Spryfield is known for its rich culture which many have noted as being similar to that of Latin America. A citizen of Spryfield is known as a 'Spry'. The term spry though can also be a nickname of endearement for people who live outside of Spyfield yet choose to be fat and wear exco anyway. When taking a pleasant stroll along the side of the highway in Spryfield one may expect to see a beautiful collection of fat people wearing sweatpants, teenage girls pushing strollers, large satelite dishes, ford tempos, children with moustaches, and possibly a fight involving makeshift weapons.

I used to have a home in Spryfield but had to move after drunken children firebombed it.

by Billy Richardson April 18, 2008

Spryfield Caviar

A synonym for Kraft Dinner.

Man, I spent my welfare cheque on booze and smokes and Spryfield caviar is all I can afford to eat.

by Spryberia Expat November 17, 2009

Spray One Out

To masturbate furiously with explosive results

I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!

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James: Wanna go for a cider?

Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go

by jjdash January 6, 2011

sarrya

Sarrya is a name of a misunderstood girl. She’s not only beautiful but is a very unique, kind and is a very supportive friend. She’s very shy unless you get to know her. And she’s not gonna talk to you, so you gotta man up and talk to her first. Sarrya also has 2 personality’s. She could be nice and chill or if you test her, she’ll go from 0 to 100 real quick. She doesn’t play no games. So if you know a sarrya it is recommend that you get to know her cause she just might suprise you;)

Sarrya is so sweet!

by Michael fernandaz November 4, 2019