spoon

spoons are implements to warm up and enjoy

are you enjoying your spoon?
-yes thankyou, it is nice and warm

by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004

spoon

A derogetary term used to put someone in a state of unconceivable confusion.

Chris: Did you know, that you are actualy, the spoon?
Me: No that would be you.
Chris: Shutup, Saggy Nipple Tits.

by schpoodle? November 11, 2006

spoon

when two people lay so close together they look like a spoon.

1. one day keenan went to spend the night at a young boy named nicks house. when it was time to go to sleep young nick started spooning with little keenan. and when keenan woke up one the next day and his bootie was hurting.

by woogie boogie January 5, 2007

spoon

1) Eating instrument.
2) Exclamation of joy.
3) Code word for porn.

1) "Dude, pass me that spoon."
2) "Dude, I just got root of all evil, SPOON!"
3) "Dude, I've got some nice spoon in my bag."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Spooning

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.

Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters

by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016

There is no spoon

A quote from The Matrix, spoken by Neo in reference to a bit of wisom he learned from a child bending spoons with his mind. It signifies that a person cannot truly manipulate reality, a person can only manipulate him/herself. Only when a person changes him/herself can he/she change reality.

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE IS NO SPOON. Then you will see that it not the spoon that bends, it is yourself.

by Geek3 June 22, 2011

Spoon

A spoon is an imaginary unit of energy used by people with illnesses and disabilities. These people use spoons to describe daily activites with a limited source of energy.

The Spoon Theory was developed by Christine Miserandino, a woman with Lupus to describe units of energy to her friend. She gave her friend a handful and asked her friend to list her morning routine. As each activity was said, a spoon was removed from the handful.

For example, getting out of bed costs "one spoon", and getting dressed/showering costs two or three.

I didn't have enough spoons to do the dishes AND shower before bed.

by notenoughspoons July 20, 2013