splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

splurk

To vomit in mid sentence, particularly while degrading another. Mid 60's term

He was bitching about the food to the cook when he began to splurk in the burnt weinie and scorched egg salad.

by Scott Searl May 6, 2004

Splurg

The noise Grover makes in The Battle of the Labyrinth once he wakes up from passing out.
We do not know the orgin of this word, but i mean, its Grover.

"SPLURG! I OVERSLEPT!"

by Kazura and Izumi November 21, 2009

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005

Splurge

misspelling of superglue

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Spurnage

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

by Geoff December 13, 2004

splorning

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008