splime

a colony of intense lyrical metaphors usually in a gooey consitency.

"Yo this Mofo can spit the the splime."
or
"Mc T-Jay Can spit the splime."

by MC T-JAY May 24, 2007

Splube

n. - an asshole that hates pandas, usually male.

v. - when someone no longer considers you a friend because you like pandas.

adj. - see ignorant

n. - the Splube went to the zoo and poisoned all the cute little pandas, the children cried.

v. - Ziggy, Magnum, Jiggy, and Norris who loved pandas were all Splubed

adj. - My Splube dad grounded me for a whole week for breathing his air.

by Kris Hardy April 21, 2011

SPLUDEAT!!

can also mean cruel, mean, or anyhting of the sort

A bandie was being spludeat! when he made fun of me.

by Kazizzle n Courtnizzle May 14, 2003

Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

Spluezz

when you pull out your dick from your pants and you start simultaneously jizzing all over your mother (while listening to really bad jazz music)

"Hey what did you and mother do when I was gone to pick up my lil bro"
"I was Spluezzing"

by iSuckYU February 12, 2015

splumkin

When one sucks the dick of another whom is taking a shit on the toilet.

I have to poop. Are you up for a splumkin? I know you love sacking cock.

by J.Bethune May 3, 2016

slumester

The last few weeks in the semester when you're slummin' it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those shitty finals.

Connie: How's your slumester going?

Pam: Last week I ran out of laundry detergent so I used body wash and the only thing I have in the ref ridge is Kraft singles. Thanks for asking Connie!

Connie: Good Shit, Pam!

by College Girl Shit November 28, 2016