sluder

He is a great man. A very honorable one at that. I would love that cack anyday of the week.

"Ryan Sluder was a great man. I knew him back in 'Nam."

by Anonymous Penis March 2, 2005

Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.

John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.

by Fraddence December 9, 2012

splunderiticious

When you put on a face for everyone but really you are circling the drain. You are emotionally and physically tired and in a very bad state of mind.

Are you okay? Oh yeah, I’m splunderiticious!

by Heheh nope April 11, 2020

Spluge Luge

A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied.

(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”

Following years of shame & barely ever getting any dick, due to his dumpy physique, Jesse finally capitulated and joined CrossFit. After achieving impressive results, and now sporting a sexy new six pack, it was time to show off to the boys. He invited over a whole gang of his most handsome friends, all hot prime-aged studs like himself. Upon their arrival he stripped down naked, putting his glistening well-oiled physique on proud display. All the boys watched in awe, penises standing straight up in erect salute, as he strutted gracefully to the staircase, reclined into position and rallied them into action; “Cum and get it boys! SPLUGE LUGE!”

by Kent Wade July 31, 2020

Sploded

To experience intense emotion that causes both an explosive and implosive reaction simultaneously.

Boy: "Are you okay? When I gave you that present you just sat there and let out a long singular scream without moving."
Girl: "Yeah, I just fully sploded because it's so precious!"

by TheConvivialLord January 20, 2021

Sluder

Sluder - someone who fakes personality, appearance, etc after having a big different personality before.

For example a sluder can fake:
Appearance
Personality
Age
Nationality
Taste
Status.

And usually this happens online, but it can also be irl.

For example:
Before: hi! :)
After: yo Wsg my boy was poppin gnggg?

Or even “yes I’m black nigga “ 👶🏻

Usually sluder is multiple traits being fakes

Sluders also usually break character a lot.

Sluder: “Yo was po-“

“Wtf, bro wdym, what happened”
Sluder: “nigga I’m gang? Watchu mean”

“Bro yo ass a sluder”

by JameerVX July 7, 2023

Splickety Splades

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey

Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!

by Confuction July 12, 2017