splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007

Splooge Gut

A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter

That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.

by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009

sploogetangle

A tangle that occurs when semen or "splooge" is ejaculated into one's hair resulting in a dry, crusty mess.

Justin slept over last night and I woke up with the nastiest sploogetangle.

by sploogequeen April 9, 2010

splooge frenzy

when a person walks into a room (male/female) whip out your weiner and ejaculates on said persons facial area! after deed is done you have to throw pop rocks (any flavor will sufice) or other exploding candy onto the persons cum filled face. the pop rocks will then explode violently causing the person to panic and a searing pain to insue.

Carlton: "I suprised my grandma when she got home from the hospital with a splooge frenzy!"

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens July 17, 2011

sloot slayer

n.
1. A promiscuous, sexually attractive, young man who "slays sloots". He doesn't abide by the law and has no common moral. Nevertheless, he is notorious for "pulling sloots". It is not unusual for a "sloot slayer" to intoxicate his victim before "making his kill". He harbors no emotions. He gives only but one "fuck". The one "fuck" given is his hair. He performs in the night. More often than not, he is under the influence of either ecstasy, weed, alcohol or a combination of the three. His "sloot slaying" abilities surpasses the capabilities of a manwhore. Overall, in result to his ungodly acts, he is hated by most.

1. The "sloot slayer" earned his recognition after driving under the influence in a stolen vehicle, breaking into an empty condominium and having sex with a sloot.

by damonymaka September 28, 2013

morning splooge

When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun

Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow

by Morning Splooge April 8, 2017

Splooge n Slap

When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.

Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.

by EricFaulkner November 25, 2005