Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

by floydfan91 August 2, 2011

splenda gay

someone who acts gay, talks gay, but isn't gay

Boy 1: I understand that guy coming out, but why does he have to be flamboyant about it. He creeps me out.
Girl 1: He's not really gay, trust me. He just splenda gay.
Boy 1: Oh.

by TWAJW April 28, 2010

splendifferis

Cool, amazing, the best kind of explanation for anything

IM HAVING A SPLENDIFFERIS DAY!

by TRADEMARKED BY TAYLOR January 17, 2011

Splendora

Really cool band. I've only heard three of their songs, but they are frickin' cool.

They sing the Daria theme song and the theme for Is it Fall Yet? and Is it College Yet?

Splendora is a really cool band, but not as cool as No Doubt

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

Splerg

Meaning to ejaculate

Dude, last night i accidently splerged all over my sheets.

by Jheilman July 3, 2005

Splenda

A gay sugar daddy/pimp

my splenda is like totally a bitch

by Juan Pablo Julio The III May 11, 2015

Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008