Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 April 27, 2016

Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021

Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.

Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”

by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022

Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.

Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.

by Hanabal71 December 10, 2021

splenda baby

a sugar baby without giving any sugar

“He sent me 50$ for nothing”

haha your his splenda baby

by splenda March 24, 2022

Splenda Baby

A person whom receives money from a sugar daddy/mommy but doesn’t send anything to get it.

“He sent you $100 and you didn’t send him any sugar? You’re a Splenda baby!”

by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022