Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)

He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.

by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010

splenda baby

a sugar baby without giving any sugar

“He sent me 50$ for nothing”

haha your his splenda baby

by splenda March 24, 2022

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

Nancy Splenda

A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments

Wow, I tried to see how she was and she just one-lined me. What a Nancy Splenda!

by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020

Splenda daddy

A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.

Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.

Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.

by missybitch April 21, 2017

Splenda Baby

A person whom receives money from a sugar daddy/mommy but doesn’t send anything to get it.

“He sent you $100 and you didn’t send him any sugar? You’re a Splenda baby!”

by arizonasunflower March 24, 2022

Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 April 27, 2016