spatch

the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.

"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"

by CrabApples444 December 14, 2011

Slatch

Sluty Batch (bitch)

Someone who is dumb, slutty, loose vagina, and is a huge bitch.

Ew look at that slatch over there grinding on that guy!

by PLALAHCC8 September 21, 2009

Splotch

A noise that a glue stick makes when it hits the paper.Think about what I have said.:)

Alyssa hit the paper with the glue stick , the glue stick hit with a big splotch!

by Uhhhhhh that paper June 16, 2017

Spatch

Generally a cool person with a Tattoo on his leg of a Spatula

"Hey nice Spatch tat"

by Chris Spatula August 11, 2009

Spatchcock

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked

by Clangers January 19, 2010

Slatch

A request for and item or anything else that can be given to any person at any given time.

Example 1
Guy: yo, random brotch slatch some sex.
Attractive female: sounds good.

Example 2
person 1: yo my nyigga slatch a drank of that purple drank.
person 3: Ight.

by Shizzy16 September 25, 2011

slatch

a slap with a scratch attached to it.

She was so wasted on red bull and vodkas she tried to slap her ex in the face and he caught her nail instead, it was a wicked slatch.

by who did that January 2, 2008