The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.
"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."
by stevo-k September 04, 2010
Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
by DoraII February 27, 2010
by anitnart March 09, 2012
Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.
by Quick nick September 20, 2013
by Mr Pete williams February 12, 2020
by number16 January 18, 2014
The art of riding your dual sport motorcycle with unsuspecting dumbasses, and when they get close enough you jump off the road into the most filthy mud hole you can find,drenching them in the nastiest most stagnant water known to man.Hopefully it has tampons and dirty diapers floating in it. usually in a ghetto environment
by racer corky August 14, 2010