saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Splash and go

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.

Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.

by DoraII February 26, 2010

Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.

I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.

by Quick nick September 19, 2013

Splishy Splash

an alcoholic beverage.

gettin' on dem splishy splash, like a boss.

by anitnart June 19, 2012

Samoan Splash

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!

by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020

Ghetto Splash

The art of riding your dual sport motorcycle with unsuspecting dumbasses, and when they get close enough you jump off the road into the most filthy mud hole you can find,drenching them in the nastiest most stagnant water known to man.Hopefully it has tampons and dirty diapers floating in it. usually in a ghetto environment

wow, you really Ghetto Splashed Ted good. What an idiot. Josh too

by racer corky August 14, 2010

Splash for the gash

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.

"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."

by number16 January 19, 2014