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Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
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splicing the cat

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey
by lilbeebo August 24, 2017
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Sprawning

Sprawning *Sprah-ning* verb: To increase ones ESP range.
As he cried out vast, sprawning, over the look that expanded over the river clearing and valley below; he felt one with all.

She thought she would sprawn out her vocabulary, and she's a greater woman for it.

Together; they sprawned *conventional diction that *conventionaly defied *conventional diction.

*traditional

*normal

Are suitable substitutions.
by Gainful Employment August 22, 2018
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Compository Splicing

The act of taking apart a piece of written material, usually from the center of the work for editing. The edited section is then replaced into the piece, hopefully making the written work better than the original.
I absolutely DESPISE compository splicing; I can never do it without messing up somehow.
by Cetra October 9, 2008
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staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 7, 2008
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Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.
Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
by Brunstwig March 11, 2013
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Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.
Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture
by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009
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