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Spinchat

A website where heterosexual men who can't attract a partner in real life pretend to be bisexual girls, thinking that other bisexual girls will then talk to them about their sex lives. These "men" soon desire more than merely taking about sex, and seek to lure unsuspecting bisexual girls into sending pictures of their genitalia. They do this by uploading a stolen picture of an attractive female as their profile picture. They also acquire photos of a females genitalia, which they can claim is their own and swap for similar photos from the aforementioned bisexual girls. Often, these "men" will search for a pornographic collection featuring many photographs of the same girl, preferably with several fully clothed pictures as well. Armed with what now appears to be a legit series of photographs of "themselves", they then seek out bisexual girls to lure into a picture swap. However...in their smugness over the cleverness of their deceit, they overlook the fact that their chat partner is also an ugly loser guy who can't get laid, and that both men are in fact jacking off over each other.
What brings you to spinchat. You're cute. Let me show you my vagina. Now I want to see your vagina.
by IDoneAInternets May 26, 2014
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Spinach Log

The solid green dump taken after eating too may greens, particularly spinach.
Man, I tore into the thanksgiving vegetables and ended up dropping a huge spinach log the next morning.
by Dan A. November 30, 2009
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Spinach

Cum.
Sperm.
Ejaculation fluids.
And you ask why?
Here is why:
One ejaculation contains the same amount of proteins, vitamins, minerals, and amino acids as eight ounces of steak, ten eggs, six oranges, and two lemons.

So after someone swallows, they should feel like Popeye after he's had a can of spinach, because of all these nutrients.
Guy 1: Last night I watched her swallow my spinach.
Guy 2: Haha! She be like Popeye now!
by KiaFTW August 31, 2009
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eat your spinach

Mom: Eat your spinach, young man!
Son: what da.. Mom, I just had it last month!
by Mumm February 23, 2011
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shinichiro

an asian word meaning obnoxious snob
What a shinichiro!
by adolfhitler15 April 10, 2015
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Spinch

The act of both speeding and inching up. Most commonly used when driving to go around someone or to enter or exit the highway in a timely fashion. Those who spinch are often inconsiderate drivers who like to blast past everyone on the road.
Friend 1: Dude you're about to miss the parkway exit!!!

Friend 2: Don't worry, watch me spinch past all these people.
by supergirl2420 June 2, 2019
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Spinach Triangle

A threesome between three vegetarian or vegan women.
"OMG you know in like Korea and stuff they like put cats in soup and like eat them."
*Proceeds to eat pussy*
"This Spinach Triangle was such a good idea."
by Baked_____Goods September 9, 2014
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