Spend-ghazi

The art of spending tens of thousands of investigative man-hours, Ten's of millions of taxpayer's dollars, & fruitless Congressional time attempting to detract everyone away from the fact that years after the fact (And every ounce of cheap political mileage is long sense been squeezed out of it) YOU STILL HAVE "ZIP" to show for your wasted efforts.

Person #1 Q- Do you think this stupidity will ever end?
Person #2 A- Not as long as anyone thinks there's any spend-ghazi left in it. ; The wizards of McWord will keep it alive on life-support as long as there's a Clinton they can try using it on.... over....& over..... & over.....

by Tyson D. Knine January 13, 2016

binge spending

going months without buying anything and then suddenly, splurging on shit you don't need

I haven't bought anything in months, but I just finished binge spending when I went to the mall and bought $1000 worth of stuff.

by slnvixen June 25, 2019

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.

I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

spend

Its easy to lose hope because its not much of an effort to let everything go.
Keeping track is real work. Always. Even more so these days. Im not telling you specifically. Im telling myself, you, them.

How do you spend your days during lockdown?

by Krkič November 4, 2020

a good spend

A good buy, worth the money

Originally from girl speak, now in common usage

1. Walmart rice? That's not a good spend. You should have got the 25 year shelf life rice.
2. Wilderness survival books? That's not a good spend. You should have got body armor.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021