spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

Speedability

The best roblox parkour player and content creator with over 700000 subscribers, also his balls are the size of watermelons and he gets 47.36% of all bitches on planet earth.

Speedability is cool lol lmao xd lmfao uwu dogwater piss

by not speedabliliy April 21, 2022

speedblox

the coolest game on roblox made by billymanjoe other known as XxOPGUYxX1234567

also they have a very good discord server, which you can join if you’re 13+, the invite link is under the game page.

Literally anyone in general: ok
aqua:#off-topic, #general is for speedblox or roblox-related things! 😡

by offtopicmanaqua July 27, 2022

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019

noho speedball

Made popular by the creative class of North Hollywood, a Noho Speedball mixes the downer of a THC tincture with the upper of caffeine in coffee. It's an incredibly effective way to remain functionally high during normal daytime activities.

I put some weed oil in my Starbucks and went shopping with my noho speedball.

by J Clayton March 1, 2020

california speedball

Weed edible/gummies + large cold brew.

The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).

"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."

by T R I F I March 31, 2021