sparkled

when you solve your friendship problems like twilight sparkle

Adam: Bentley has been real distant recently so i sparkled him and now we're gonna be closer friends now
Michael: thats awesome man

by TheCheesestick February 10, 2024

Sparkler

Taking a tampon, rolling it in Hot Cheeto dust, using it (during menstruation), letting it dry, cutting a hole in it to breathe through, and then smoking it.

Person A: "Yo, wanna hit a sparkler later?"

Person B: "What the fuck no."

by Xxthe_super_dogxX April 4, 2025

Sparkbird

A micro-celebrity bedroom chamber folk-pop musical artist who was popularized by their 2023 hit “November”. They are non-binary and use they/them.

person 1: Sparkbird is my favorite artist
person 2: who the fuck asked

by Average nonbinarian July 24, 2025

Starlord

A man who will take on any dick

Mostly played in the rugby showers

Starlord known as the lord of the star

by Seect170 October 3, 2025

Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spent’ penis

He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy

by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022

Stinky Sparkler

When it’s New Year’s Eve and you cum on your wife’s butt as she farts.

Last night we celebrated New Year’s Eve with a stinky sparkler!

by Swidelman December 31, 2025

kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

by Kansas boi April 15, 2017