spank

when a someone from the 90s says something is cool; specifically Uncle Edwin from Grounded for Life
by ._the.br21 December 26, 2019
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spank

the meaning of a girl being
handled after spitting game
after kevin and naomi came out of the room we all knew that kevin spanked
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Spank

Synonymous with idiot, dumb-ass, or retard.
Joe looked like a spank when he wore that shirt.
by Deamo18 September 06, 2012
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spank it

Just like the word masterbait but short and hidden from people who might overhear and think badly. This will be a cover up and people might think you will be having sex without knowing in your head you are going home to masterbait
I'm gonna go home and spank it to that very sexy girl
by ntwn November 19, 2009
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spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.
Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1
by Cunning June 05, 2007
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Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".
1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.
by DJ delerious June 14, 2009
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spank

a term used for saying something is very cool
Man this chick aleca's is so not spank.
or
Fuck this bitch aleca is so not spank
by Nick Bennett July 11, 2008
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