Spanky with Preston

The occasion when you have sex with a completely random girl that you drown in sweat, and being unable to bust because you are so shitfaced.

It was like I was having Spanky with Preston, eww!

by El Pene de Preston July 3, 2020

spankerwanking

this is when a girl spanks your balls while you wank, if she uses spanker cream your cock and balls will be replaced by a vagina.

"Hey Aidan, it's time for your spankerwanking!"
"Please no.."
"We made a bet."
"Let me just get the Spanker Cream"
*Slaps the balls again and again*
"What the fuck is happening to my penis and balls!?"
"I love the look on your face!"
*Aidan see that he now has a vagina*
"Wait, I am growing D-Cups!"
"Enjoy the boobs too!"
"Noooo!"

by evencowshateme July 15, 2021

cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021

spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.

my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.

by kawboy220 June 22, 2009

spanken

A spanken is DIFFERENT from a (spanking)

A spanken is more playful and fun but still hurts like hell
Implements are definitely used for a spanken.
Other than hand a belt,brush,switch etc...
It should always end with love and comfort and a bare bottom.

Girlfriend- shut up
Boyfriend- Don't tell me what to do shut up now I'm not playin

Girlfriend- I'll do whatever I want,shut up!
Boyfriend-You don't wanna listen?

Girlfriend- Hell no
Boyfriend- Alright,got in the bedroom and go got my belt you're about to get a spanken and I promise you're gonna learn to listen
Girlfriend- Baby no!! I'll listen!
Boyfriend- oh I know you will,go get it now!
Girlfriend- Yes sir😭 I'm sorry.
Boyfriend-no you're not. Not yet but you will be.

by Careluckyletters September 1, 2017

Spankeano

A Spankeano is someone that loves anal sex aswell aswell as men twerking with sunflower oil

For example im a spankeano Or omg ur such a spankeano daddy

by Lordmythz December 1, 2022