spank

the meaning of a girl being
handled after spitting game

after kevin and naomi came out of the room we all knew that kevin spanked

by nick took josh's wii from his June 24, 2009

Spank

Synonymous with idiot, dumb-ass, or retard.

Joe looked like a spank when he wore that shirt.

by Deamo18 September 6, 2012

spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.

Hey - your boots are totally spanking!

Wow, that new album is spankingly good!

by malc December 7, 2004

spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.

Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1

by Cunning June 27, 2007

Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".

1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.

by DJ delerious June 14, 2009

spank

a term used for saying something is very cool

Man this chick aleca's is so not spank.
or
Fuck this bitch aleca is so not spank

by Nick Bennett June 20, 2008

Spank

Some top notch chronic. Usually some kush or another nice AAA.

Yo check out this spank kush

by Bronze the Illfigure July 22, 2010