Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

snacky crackers

something you snack on after snorting a line

yo dude I got the munchies after that line
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on

by niggerdicktaint January 4, 2017

Spacey Cadet

Young male that is hit on and actively pursued for a little male on male sex.

This bar is full of Spacey cadets.

This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Specky gongoid

A kid/adult who has thick rimmed glasses and the head the shaped of a toaster. Most specky gongoids are also fat and semi retarded.

Fucking hell my neighbours are a family of specky gongoids

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

Snacky Time

kageyama, hinata, and noya were all trying to study for their upcoming tests, when tanaka ryūnosuke said "it's snacky time" after bursting into the room with bags of chips in season 2, episode 2, 08:47 dub of haikyuu. it means that it was, to say the least, snacky time.

ennoshita: nishinoya, let me see your quiz from yesterday
tanaka: *opens door with chips in hand and leg crossed* it's SNACKY TIME

by athena poopy September 8, 2020

Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Spack head

A thing you get called by stunningly superior people when you do or say something amazingly stupid.

1. You bleedin spack head, you just spilt my beer.
2. An oxymoron is not a dumb ox you stupid spack head.
3. IT'S NOT IN THE DRAWER. Well, what's this then you spack head.

by Collers February 6, 2008