by anonymous June 28, 2024

A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
by mbarry69 November 11, 2016

When a senior dates a sophomore to just have sex with them and or mess around with them then dump them
by Thatsmehehe February 4, 2015

Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead
by Male Name February 5, 2023

by Alfonce94 September 19, 2011

No matter what grade level you are, this is your second year of cross country (your climactic year) where your legs are that of a well rested/energetic sophomore
by Eagle20 November 7, 2015

by annefrankfromthegulag January 21, 2023
