Soft Serve

When a man has an orgasm deep inside a girls ass

Soft serve on my cock

by King Chilie September 28, 2015

soft serve

The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.

Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.

by Fangina November 6, 2007

Soft Serve Reverse

(With either male or female partner - U.S.S.R can only be done by a gay couple).

The guy lays down and the other partner squats as if they're going to ride him cowboy style.

As the top partner comes down on the dick for anal, that person starts taking a dump so that the shit comes out and is then pushed back in by the dick they're sitting on.

Also see U.S.S.R for the Ultimate Soft Serve Reverse.

Yeah, I gave her a SSR, mmm tasty.

Gotta love the soft serve reverse.

by SSR124 December 19, 2008

soft serve

ejaculating in someones ass and letting it ooze

When a guy blows a load in a girls asshole and she squats down and lets it drip out slowly like soft serve icecream.

by Mike cometzo December 9, 2009

soft serve

commonly used word for stupid ass pussy hockey players who dont know how to hit people. they usually run away from all contact and cry when they have to skate. they also love to be fat and eat food like wendys all day long. they arent good for much other than being fat pussies who do not know shit about anything other than fast food and how to be a dumbass piece of shit hockey player.

nick: "dude, you see that wicked fat defensemen over there?"
joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick"
me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"

by drinkin beeyah dood May 2, 2011

Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.

"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."

by Pilotwings87 January 5, 2009

chocolate soft serve machine

Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.

She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.

by d.e.a. August 5, 2007