Socking

Or to be socked. The act of surprising unsuspecting prey by suddenly appearing wearing a sock to covers one's genitalia. The act of socking is restricted to males only. It is especially effective when used to wake a sleeping victim.

Person 1: I totally socked that girl this morning.
Person 2: She'll have socking flashbacks for a year.

by emo defines February 4, 2010

socionetworking

Socionetworking is a verb used to describe the action of social networking. Social networking has become popular with websites such as MySpace and Facebook. Many people participate in social networking sites when they are at work or school and should not be distracted. The term "socionetworking" has a much more technical and professional connotation than "I'm on MySpace" and can be used to mask the fallacies of your work ethic and your MySpace/Facebook addiction.

I'm so beat, I've been socionetworking at work all day.

by David Kullmann April 3, 2008

sockoff

To jack off into a sock.

He went into his bedroom to sockoff.

by askiles February 28, 2010

troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011

Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.

I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.

by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013

Louisianna Brown Socking

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.

Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Tyler Martin October 3, 2003

SoCon

A word that is normally used in a pejorative context to identify someone who is a social conservative

Person A:why does that bible thumping lunatic on tv wants to take reproductive rights away from women?

Person B:They're a SoCon

by JJALO March 27, 2013