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meat socket

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.
by nobody else here August 10, 2017
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Alabama Socket Wrench

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.
I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.
by HotPcktz October 16, 2017
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tampon socket

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

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im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.
by dave December 4, 2003
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Red socket

The process in which a man pulls out too fast during anal intercourse and pulls the recipients arsehole inside out. Red socket is reputedly a work of fiction but still invokes fear into people who regularly partake in anal.
Jills anus was sore after Trevor pulled out too fast during anal resulting in a 'red socket'.
by Person with the penis July 2, 2008
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fece socket

A long tube sock filled with feces. It is commonly used to beat old men because it leave no bruises or marks only mental scaring and shame.
Elderly Man: "get off my lawn"

Young boy: "Shut up old man before I beat you with a fece socket!"
by gbiscuit April 13, 2011
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Dick socket

I was fuckin' Sally last night when my dick popped out of the pussy, hit the taint on the down stroke I heard a loud pop---I think it jacked my dick socket up.
by BrownJ August 14, 2008
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threeway cock socket

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus
The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.
by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010
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