snerf

A snerf is a person who sniffs a recently vacated bicycle seat

"What's Fred doing to that kid's bike?"
"He's smelling the seat! What a snerf!"

by smattnc February 22, 2010

Snert

Snert is a soup brought to the Americas by Dutch pioneers in the late 1600's. It is made of split green peas and (originally) sow belly, celeriac, celery, leek, union and carrot were added. At the end of the cooking process (approx. 2 hours) a sliced smoked pork sausage is added.
Snert is a heavy winter dish that grew popular over time in the USA under the name: "Split Pea Soup". There are many variations but the link below (Dutchpeasoup) refers to the original Dutch recipe.

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Dutchpeasoup
Split Pea Soup
pea soup

by Jeehaa October 14, 2011

snerk

1. A giggle that comes out more as a snort.
2. The noise you make when you snort your drink out your nose. (From trying not to laugh.)

A: "...So then the chiuaua chased her up the stairs and cornered her in the bathroom."
K: "*Snerk* That is so funny! *laughs*"

by mikokit May 12, 2006

snerfing

The act of farting in a tub of water or a pool, and then eating the bubbles.

I heard Jim likes to do some snerfing in the tub. . that odd motherfucker.

by CHEEZITJEzUs May 6, 2013

snerky

Snerky means sneaky.

I am a snerky little worm.

by Charles William Stewart Jr. December 10, 2007

Snerge

The act of performing a sneaky merge. A stealth maneuver to move ahead in a line.

"Quick, they aren't looking, snerge."

Q: "How did you get to the front of the bank line?"
A: "I snerged."

by Suomiblue April 7, 2010

snerch

The remnants of bodily fluid from any orifice.

That man has just coughed up some phlegm and left a snerch on the pavement.

by the snercher November 22, 2010