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Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.
"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."
by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014
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snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone
I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!
by nut n butt June 27, 2004
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Snitching

When somebody runs to the police or somebody of authority to turn in somebody over something minor and can be fixed easily. Turning in somebody for something SERIOUS does NOT count as snitching.
Snitching: "Officer, somebody ran a red light. The license plate number was so-and-so, driving a pickup truck".

Not snitching: "Officer, I witnessed a rape. The person had a leather jacket and blue jeans. The victim was wearing a blue blouse with a pink skirt.
by MetalHead16 January 22, 2011
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turd searching

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013
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Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.
Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.
by Udps October 8, 2019
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Snacking At A Buffet

Not using something to it's full potential
1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet
by Onemanarmy675 November 12, 2011
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Scorching

Akash is scorching. Ooh la la.
by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018
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