smuggling diamonds

Hard nipples in cold weather.

Hey Jen, you smuggling diamonds or you just happy to see me?

by the hun April 21, 2005

smuggling a lefferts

to have a sudden erection

I am smuggling a lefferts right now.

by TheDude Withaplan February 23, 2011

puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

smuggle button

a term of endearment

'i love you very much my smuggle button'

by llihp notwen February 1, 2008

Smuggle that crack

A saying meaning to "Hide your asscrack" Typically said when someone is sitting down, and their asscrack is showing. Simple and effective.

John Johnson: *sit*

Andrew Andrews: Oi, smuggle that crack, yo.
John Johnson: Oh shit, thanks, mate

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 November 18, 2019

Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.

Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.

by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011

Smuggling Wookies

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile.

Oh snap! Somebody call Han Solo, that girl be smuggling wookies!

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011