smudge cunt

When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina

After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown

by Spennyboo April 13, 2009

Smudge-face

Someone who looks like they have make-up on that they haven't taken off in years!!!

Girl1: She has such a Smudge-face!
Girl2: Yeah, I just want to give her a good scrub!!!

by Papertowwelll! May 27, 2010

Smugged

When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment.

To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.

I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and proceeded to lord HIS promotion over me and tell me how much more hes getting paid then I am.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.

by richardslinger September 4, 2010

smudgeon

to beat somebody or something into a smudge

I smudgeoned the hare to death. There was only an ear left, a smudge you might say.

by kim dahlroth January 26, 2005

smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...

I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!

by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009

smudgee

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.

Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!

by Smudgee January 27, 2005

smudge magnet

(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.

"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010