The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
by JT Amish December 15, 2009
A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.
by Sheri Santiago December 18, 2007
by dandandandandan September 23, 2008
Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.
You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
by Esab March 11, 2022
When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.
Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .
by cracksmoke November 06, 2014
A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.
by 50 cal August 20, 2009
by Mr. BRW February 06, 2008