SMH

Suck Me Hard
Offensive way to tell someone to suck it

Jim: I don't like your shirt Fancy
Fancy: SMH Jim!

by BBC4LYFE June 05, 2014

SMH

SMH means 'shaking my head'. Mostly used when someone does something so incredibly stupid there are no words for it.

guy 1 The other day i fell over my own feet!
guy 2 SMH.

by Kamazingxo December 30, 2014

smh

Stands for Sook Ma Hoop.

Scottish insult.
Literally "suck my arse"

Similar insults are: Sook ma root, Sook ma dick etc.

Person 1: Can I have a beer?
Person 2: You can smh, that's what you can do!

by Kvbbie January 19, 2012

:smh:

the state of being generally displeased with the current situation, forum topic or individual comment made by another.

user1: ***random small talk on forum***
user2: ***random small talk on forum***
user1: ***random small talk on forum***
user3: I jus took the crazyst shit, an all i saw wuz nuts and corn!! so i took a pictre!
user1: thats fucked up man, take ur shit somewhere else
user2: :smh: thats fuckin nasty dude, get the fuck out

by A_A March 19, 2008

SMH

"So much hate"

Anybody that tells you otherwise is wrong. This is the real definition of SMH.

"Vermin Supreme is so awesome though... SMH."

by Cash Money Cash Money January 25, 2012

Smh

An acronym that stands for “Slapping My Head”. Used when someone did something obviously stupid but didn’t think about it. Also appears in the emoji dictionary twice: 🤦 ♂️🤦 ♀️

Daniel: Wow Malaina. I can’t believe you tried to eat that frog again. Smh 🤦 ♂️

by BubbyW111 March 25, 2019

smh

Smh- smack my head

That joke was so lame, smh!!

by Menahal January 03, 2019