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Poppin smarties

For one to to give a blow job
by I see you sam and Rebecca August 5, 2010
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smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus
stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt
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party-smartie

someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.
Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!
by partysmartie517 March 12, 2019
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smarty head

someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..
now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids
by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006
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Smarty Farty

A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.
oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!
by Notorious Chicka April 9, 2017
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Smarty tardy

by Yo-yo 94 November 30, 2018
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Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012
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