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Wappy Slappy

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011
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Slappy kuky

The act of slapping your cuckold boyfriend at his birthday party and calling him stupid in front of everyone.Usually ends with a reconciliation cum kiss
Antoinette gave Christien a slappy kuky on his 42th aniversary
by BogusAnalus February 23, 2021
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Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.
Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.
by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011
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slappy bag

A drinking game played by removing the bladder from cheap boxed wine, and holding it by the non-tap end of the bag so another player can slap the bag as hard as possible. The player then kneels or sits so the wine can be poured into their mouth by the person holding the bag.

The signal that the drinking player has had enough wine is usually to hold forth an imaginary orb of mystic power with one hand, but can be any pre-defined signal.

Even those who do not enjoy wine are usually entieced to play slappy bag as everyone wants to slap the bag.
"Slappy bag! SLAAAAPPY BAAAAAG!!!! No one can resist it!"
by Bobbie / Pops January 3, 2009
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Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.
Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!
by Borg November 26, 2004
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cockie slappie

A term with a dual meaning, an alternative term do describe the cider based 'snakebite' drink. Also a rare term to describe the act of using ones penis as an adapted weapon, usually aimed at the face.
"Are you out tonight for a cocki slappie?" or "I need a policeman, I've just been cockie slappied by those happy-slappers"
by Alan D B May 1, 2007
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Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
by Fapples December 6, 2022
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