the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
Get the douche snackpack mug.A card game where you basically try to beat the dealer by getting as close to a total of 21 as possible without going over. A picture card and an Ace counts as 21, or Blackjack. This is one of the best games to play when you are in a casino given the low winning advantage of the house.
If the tourists spent more time playing Blackjack, Poker, and Craps, and less time playing the slots, the casinos would be making a whole lot less money.
by AYB October 26, 2003
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When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.
by DErekd June 16, 2018
Get the Slapjack mug.1. Noun: A sex position in which a man defecates on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69."
2. Verb: The act of defecating on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69". In preparation, the man usually drinks a pint of laxative, and then, whilst positioning his penis for insertion into the woman's mouth, instead releases a flood of watery diarrhea into her open mouth and upon her face.
2. Verb: The act of defecating on a woman's face whilst performing a "reverse 69". In preparation, the man usually drinks a pint of laxative, and then, whilst positioning his penis for insertion into the woman's mouth, instead releases a flood of watery diarrhea into her open mouth and upon her face.
1. Girl, "My boyfriend gave me a blackjack last night."
Friend, "Really? How was it?"
Girl, "Not bad, but I got some corn in my eye."
2. Frat Guy 1, "Hey Bra, remember that time that I totally blackjacked you? That was awesome."
Frat Guy 1, "Yeah Bro! That shit ruled!"
Friend, "Really? How was it?"
Girl, "Not bad, but I got some corn in my eye."
2. Frat Guy 1, "Hey Bra, remember that time that I totally blackjacked you? That was awesome."
Frat Guy 1, "Yeah Bro! That shit ruled!"
by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008
Get the Blackjack mug.The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.
by uncle whippity January 14, 2004
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2 cocks in the ass
2 cocks in the pussy
2 cocks between the titties
2 cocks in the mouth
1 cock in each ear
1 cock in each eye socket
1 cock in each nostril
1 cock in each hand
1 cock in each foot
1 cock in each armpit
and finally...1 cock in the navel(belly button)
Count em all up...and thats 21 cocks. Blackjack is probabaly physically impossible, but its worth a try if you and your 20 buddies are bored one day and wanna try it out on some sick twisted bitch.
2 cocks in the ass
2 cocks in the pussy
2 cocks between the titties
2 cocks in the mouth
1 cock in each ear
1 cock in each eye socket
1 cock in each nostril
1 cock in each hand
1 cock in each foot
1 cock in each armpit
and finally...1 cock in the navel(belly button)
Count em all up...and thats 21 cocks. Blackjack is probabaly physically impossible, but its worth a try if you and your 20 buddies are bored one day and wanna try it out on some sick twisted bitch.
by Nilknarf Den January 18, 2006
Get the blackjack mug.The only game worth playing in a casino. In all the other games, the house has a bigger advantage. Some people use a method called card counting to know when to bet high and when to bet low.
Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.
Also, the combination of 2 cards equaling 21 in the game.
Blackjack is also called twenty-one.
by Ed April 5, 2005
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