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the female equivalent of a "tea bag." where the girl runs up and rubs her genetalia in/on someones face.
"He thought he was so cool for tea bagging me, but last night i totally she bagged him."
by dont faaackin worry about it February 09, 2008
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Similar to teabag, but for the ladies. A shebag can be accomplished in two distinct ways.

1: Direct shebag. A female accomplishes this by rubbing her naked genitalia on the face of a passed-out or otherwise incapacitated individual, resulting in a fine coating of cooze.

2: Indirect shebag. The more devious form; the female physically inserts an object (a toothbrush, say, or an eating utensil) into her vagina and then replace it without warning. This will often, but not always, result in a thicker coating of cooze, possibly incorporating cervical mucus. Regardless, the shebag is only considered complete when the female informs the victim of her act, preferably after the victim has placed the affected object in his/her mouth.
1: Holy christ, Leah Martin shebagged that guy and the next week he came down with the herpes.

2: You know how Nick worships that $100 pen? Well, when I was fucking his sister, I got her to shebag it for shits and giggles.
by scarshapedstar. May 21, 2008
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The female equivalent of a douchebag, or "d-bag".
Guy 1: "I was talking to this chick at the bar who kept going on and on about LA this and LA that. Turns out she was from Oakland or something."

Guy 2: "Sounds like a total she bag."

Guy 3: "Yep."
by Aaron Doobs February 02, 2010
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Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. She Bag is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a She Bag! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 03, 2018
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pronounced :She-bag

When a woman outwitted you and/or/ outdicked you in a arguement.
Male: "Can I get yo number girl?"
Girl:"Sorry but no, I have a boyfriend."
Male:"Your puss is loose anyways."
Girl:" No honey, your dick is small. Funny thing is I don't have a boyfriend."
2nd Male:" Oh man you just got shebagged."
by Jessielovesweed November 12, 2018
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