Futsal Shuffle

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.

“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”

by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011

Chestnut souffle

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.

"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."

by Mister Rection September 25, 2009

snuffleupasparagus

1. Briny, pungent urine expelled from a wooly trunk.

"Good Lord, I can smell that snuffleupasparagus two stalls over."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Skuffed

Something that’s just way to dark or messed up.

Did you hear that Jerry printed out women’s nudes from our school into pokecards. Now that’s Skuffed.

by HSemler45 May 25, 2020

On Shuffle

The state a woman is in when she sleeps with multiple men at random

That girl's on shuffle.

by nufadzoo August 1, 2008

tranny shuffle

The raptor-esque walk that plagues women in heels after a night of heavy drinking and whining. The walk itself is characterized by the clumsy knee-forward technique most notably popularized by transsexuals.

Oh no, it's only 9:00 PM, it's way too early for the tranny shuffle!

by Dominic Angelo November 15, 2009