soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.

I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019

basil_gardening_scissors

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made fun of for a spelling error they made, i will defend them

“i can’t believe basil_gardening_scissors misspelled basil, yikes”
“yeah okay and what about it you pissbaby”

by astraoria July 3, 2021

Quiverin' Scissors

Lesbians with the palsy.

Yancy: Look at those quiverin' scissors over there.

Leland: What's quiverin' scissors.

Yancy: Lesbians with the palsy.

Leland: Oh.

by Shitbag Fuckwad September 18, 2010

Rock Paper Scissors Pain

Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:

WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)

WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.

WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.

(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)

BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!

Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.

BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.

by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011

dick scissors

When a female (or male) has an ass tight enough to warrant fear of dick removal if clinched during anal sex.

Dang did you see that honey over there? She's so fit her ass is dick scissors.

by UrbanDS January 18, 2016

running with scissors

A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.

I thought running with scissors was a great movie

by redcomrad February 16, 2007