smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

Shettering

Shettering (Verb): When someone is angry or annoyed and filled with rage due to incompetence or mistakes being made or just fed up with policies which do not make practical sense and they direct their anger at someone by making them feel small and unintelligent through various tactics.

I screwed up at work and my boss was Shettering all over me!

by TXGFS June 4, 2020

stuttering wookie

noun To place the end of a didgeridoo between a woman's legs on her vagina and blow really hard.

April forgot her name when her boyfriend gave her a stuttering wookie

by sephcathcass January 6, 2010

Sweatering

the act of wearing a sweater

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.

by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

Snuttering

Sniggering while nutting

My date last night couldn't stop snuttering. It really ruined the mood

by LlamaLlamaDucky February 18, 2021