Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.

I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

sanders

a well-respected, brilliant leader of men, but a teddy bear at heart. It's probably why it's the name over Winnie the Pooh's door.

There was complete and utter chaos until Sanders arrived, then there was a warm and fuzzy feeling over all...

by crazyassdispatcher August 5, 2007

greg sanders

the very cute csi formerly lab tech before the big explosion in the episode "Play with Fire". Played by Eric Szmanda. Known for his amusing antics and comments on the show.

"Did you see the new episode of CSI: where Greg Sanders got human remains splattered on him?"

by itsxlexyxfoo December 12, 2008

Sandersonism

Tthe art of stealing private information from Arsenal youth players, publishing it, then letting the players get bollocked by Liam Brady.

Example: Hi Sanderson, I'm joining Plymouth on a 2 year trial.

Sandersonism gets put into practice after he publishes it on Young Guns.

by GoonerTalk July 20, 2010

skankersore

regular cold sores that skanks get from giving large amounts of blowjobs to multiple men

Person 1: "Dude, did you hear what happened to Joe?"

Person 2: "No, what happened?"

Person 1: "His girlfriend got drunk and gave head to like 5 guys at this party!"

Person 2: "Aww man she's definitely got a lot of skankersores."

by dfrei23 December 28, 2010

Sanderson

An extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife.... and they're professional sports star kids.

They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.

(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )

Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.

Teacher "Does anyone know anything about windsurfing" ?

Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"

Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"

by 123 abc April 22, 2016

greg sanders

The character Eric Szmanda plays on CSI, formally a lab technician but he is now a CSI.

Greg Sanders was so much better as a comic relief.

by Nigel Crane July 29, 2006