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gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."
Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.
by B*rad August 13, 2007
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sigger

to exploit and then exacerbate a colleague's alcohol-impairment by leading them on a seemingly impromptu binge of restaurants, taverns, and night clubs. Extreme instances may involve patronage of bordellos, but in all cases alcohol is consumed in near-lethal quantities. It's of popular belief that the motivation of the culprit is the attainment of perverse pleasure at the expense of the victim, the following day; disheveled appearance, disagreeable aroma, severe tardiness/loss of productivity, naseau, difficulty maintaining consciousness, and incontinence. The term was coined after A. Siggers, a mid-nineteenth gambler from London, England who reportedly employed slight of hand to appear as if he was drinking, but did not ever actually imbibe.
to sigger" < L exempli gratia: "I got so siggered last night I traded pants with a homeless person. Wait a minute. Who are you and where did that chicken come from?
by ponyboy70 November 3, 2010
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Left lane sitter

Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.
Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.
by j2shea July 10, 2011
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sitter

the sexier of the two in a relationship, you don't have to chase to get significant other as you're too good for that
Oh my gosh Becky, you are totally the sitter, you practically didn't even need to try
by bojays March 3, 2018
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lead singer of LINKIN PARK

Chester Bennington, nicknamed Chaz, Chazzy B etc. Has an amazing voice in which you can hear 3 notes at once and is the sexiest guy in rock!
OMG have you seen this pic of Chester!! He's so unbelievably HOT!
by The Exorcist March 19, 2005
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Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.
Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.
by Aspirex November 20, 2005
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Text Sitter

A person who returns text messages instantly; someone you know is waiting for your text.
Joe is such a text sitter; he returned my text before i could close my phone.
by trumpeteerx March 6, 2009
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