Ben Simmons

a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins

Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.

by thephillygoat November 29, 2017

Simmons Hacks

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.

Nolan Simmons is so dumb

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani

“that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons”

by daddydrew777 August 10, 2017

simmons sip

when you ask for a sip of someone’s drink and down it

“can i have some of your drink”
“yeah just don’t simmons sip it”

by helpihavebeenimpaled September 28, 2021

Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.

If you see a family of simmons turn and run

by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020

matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 1, 2021