Haber Sime Muero

Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.

´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`

by Lzfer October 26, 2018

simgirl

The ideal girl. Perfect in every way - As if created in a computer program.

Someday, I'm going to runaway to L.A. to find my Simgirl.

by omni1123 January 20, 2006

Simmed

Acting out your 13 year old murderous acts on a family of 5 to real people in your 20s

He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed!!!

by Radwashereinel1996 October 25, 2018

Simmed

Getting high to a point where one acts like a character from the popular Sims computer game.

Man: Yo you were so simmed last night
Man 2: I know i was ripppeeddd

by worddd sannnnn January 16, 2009

sime

sime has a fat finnish cock

did u get sime?
yes, he fucked me anally

by linvS May 22, 2019

Simeon

The cute one

You're the Simeon in our group.

by missyhiggins March 3, 2009

Simeon

(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body Strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".

"Gee, That was so Simeon", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.

by Simala February 6, 2009