Those Semambya are almost PERFECT!
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when you erratically panic over the little things. somewhat like a real panic attack but minus the actual need to panic. when one pulls a shmam attack, they must make a scene and either take it out in: belting out the paramore R!OT cd, doing one out of the 400 dances she's learned, or by doing acrobats on bus railings. Each one of these venting techniques most of the time should be accompanied with the person in question repeating a phrase over and over.
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(
guy: hey, did you see that girl flying around the bus today? she was so pulling a shmam attack.
guy 2: i know, she was hysterical for not bringing her granola bar to school this morning.
guy 2: i know, she was hysterical for not bringing her granola bar to school this morning.
by sarahdara February 12, 2008
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by Shmamp January 10, 2013
Get the shmampies mug.1) A conjoined pair yelling simultaneously
2) (Colloq.) An occurance which is oft considered the apex of romantic pleasure, known in the medical parlance as a "simultaneous orgasm", in which both partners attain climax at the same moment. (From Siamese twins, referrencing the paired screaming and physical interconnectedness)
2) (Colloq.) An occurance which is oft considered the apex of romantic pleasure, known in the medical parlance as a "simultaneous orgasm", in which both partners attain climax at the same moment. (From Siamese twins, referrencing the paired screaming and physical interconnectedness)
"How was your date?" Kathryn asked. "Oh!" Julie replied, "It was fabulous! We started the night with coffee, and ended it with a Siamese scream."
by Earnest June 26, 2006
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Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.
Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.
Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.
Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.
She was fun, interesting, sexy and his friends wanted to bone her, but the fact that she was clearly cleverer than him gave him a siamese shy turtle. Would she notice? Would she care if she did? Or, does the fact that even imagining approaching her makes his body eat his balls mean that he'll never have the courage to get close enough for his shriveled sack to matter?
"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"
"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"
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