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butter shuckser

Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"
Some people that are butter shucksers are Mr. Bon Qui Qui, Garfield, And your local farmer.
by Señor Chang December 1, 2013
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Shuckle-Bucked

To get raped in a fruit field or under an apple tree, usually by a small adorable creature, who doesn't seem like they are capable of such an action. A man or woman can Shuckle-Buck you, but it's not likely.
Did you hear Tommy got Shuckle-Bucked after work on Tuesday? Yea, he cut his hand on a Pineapple, that shit is all over You Tube.
by Scoot Shabalzo October 28, 2011
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Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.
Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010
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shuck and jive

A phrase no one knew was racist until Yahoo said so.
"Hey man, did you hear shuck and jive is racist?"

"Yeah. Yahoo is my homepage too, man."
by Editor9955 October 24, 2012
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If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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shucking corn

Another term used for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to male masturbation.
I was alone in my room shucking corn when my grandma walked in.
by female-maggot January 20, 2009
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shucky

can be interchanged with almost any word. can be something good, can be something you shouldn't have done, could be something bad ass. i haven't really heard the term outside the dc area but i'm probably mistaken.
Tammy: I just hooked up with Jen's boyfriend
Sara: Awwwwwww shucky now
by shittalking sara May 7, 2007
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