show bob

The line which an Indian male uses to try acquiring a white female's breast pictures.

Rakesh: "hey bby, R u single?"
Rakesh:"show bob"
White female: no

by eatthatvagine445 September 01, 2017

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night show

A low-key night with the homies consisting of marijuana, liqour, good ass music, and good looking women.

We had a bomb ass night at the night show.

by Yungg Gawdd Schoolio September 21, 2015

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maury show

Daytime "talk" show hosted by TV personality Maury Povich. Topics are limited, but incredibly entertaining, specifically paternity tests. Only show topics ever done nowadays are-

1) - Paternity Tests
The best! See you are not the father

2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets
If your significant other wanted to bring you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what the hell do you think it is? Geez!

3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating
Maury: Lashawn, we asked you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test determined that was a lie, it was actually 125.
Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house!
Lashawn: Dat test iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated!

4) - Fat Babies
Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him!

5) - I Used to Be Ugly...
Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila?
Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl in school
Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now!
*Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd
Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though the miracles of 40 plastic surgeries!

6) - My 10 year old is out of control!
Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter!
Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what I want. I swear, drink, and steal. I even kicked my mom in the head once! Nobody tells me what to do!
Mom: *sobs*
Crowd: Boooooo!
Daughter: Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!
Maury: Guess what? You're going to boot camp!
Crowd: Yayyyyy!
Big Black Guy (to daughter): Sit down! Shut up! Apologize to your mother now! Shut your mouth! *yell, yell yell*
Daughter (2 days later): I'm so sorry Mom *sob* *sob*, I love you!!

The Maury Show is a guilty pleasure.

by ACG2x September 21, 2004

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sleep show

To make a comical short film of your friends sleeping, while trying to awake them by calling their name.

Chris: (snoring)~~
JH: recording with phone camera and yells "SLEEP SHOW"!!

For live example please click link to youtube.com

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M6w6-_sjt74

by luckyjh June 09, 2007

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