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Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"
by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009
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hand sanitizer

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.
I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.
by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009
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sanitational engineer

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.
I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.
by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005
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sheithed

When your fictional ship was baited by hack writers, but cucked by a last minute gay wedding to save ass. It's the woke way of sinking a baity homo ship.
I hope Bluepulse doesn't get sheithed.
by scarredballs December 17, 2018
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Sanita

Falls for boys easily 😂✌ loves singing, dancing, baking, sprinting and other activities! Get urself a Sanita because she can make u laugh easily! She's hilarious asfff but wen she loses her temper, you don't want to be around her😶💯 Obsessed with clothes and hair! Popular on all medias and so kind❤😍 she has a compassionate heart. All day boys talking bout her all da damnnn time
OMGG ARE U TALKING ABT SANITA?

UHMM YEAA

O M G NO WONDER COZ THAT TOTALLY SOUNDED LIKE SANITA! HILARIOUS MF😂❤
Omggg I luv SANITA'S OUTFIT PERA

BRO DID U SEE HER HAIR THO?

THAT ASS THO lmao
by anoumynous.951 February 27, 2019
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Hand Sanitizer

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.
by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020
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Sanitary

When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.
I had fudgy fur issues until I gave myself a sanitary.
by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009
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