Shmoffle

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason

Jason is a shmoffle

by GDS klutch May 28, 2018

shmoits

A piece of unwanted debris or other non-food particle that falls into food.

"Don't get any shmoits in your gefilte fish." Peter said.

by CheeseBisquets March 5, 2019

Shmoff

A person who loves drama or engaging in drama

Omg Megan keeps asking about drama She is a total shmoff

by Shmofferrrrr May 3, 2019

Shofty

Shofty, a word normally used to describe a person who is acting immature, but are actually somewhat mature.

but in reality, they are immature, the people around them think they're mature, and other people think they're immature.

failing collage student 1: Mr.Youknowwhat is so shofty
failing collage student 2: Mr.Youknowwhat is a bit shofty, hes been making me fail my tests recently....
*Mr.Youknowwhat barges through the door*
Mr.Youknowwhat: the f*ck say my name?

by lover of anime and Scurge May 13, 2019

shmofiefie

lol

hi, im shmofiefie.

by bigtittyloverjed May 28, 2019

Shmofl

A cute name typically used to describe a boyfriend by his girlfriend. Used specifically before murdering them with a knife that you keep hidden away under your pillow.

"Reece you're my shmofl", "Then you're my shmofl", "You are such a shmofl"

by ReeceGibbo April 12, 2019

Shmot Dog

A hotdog but instead of a bun it is a half toasted piece of light bread

Yo gimme dat Shmot dog homie

by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020