Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!

by sonicboy March 20, 2010

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 16, 2010

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 01, 2008

Shizz

Female ejaculate; the fluid expelled by a squirter during orgasm. Derived from "she" + "jizz"

My bed is constantly soaked in shizz now that I'm dating a squirter.

by Barbalib June 02, 2015

shizz

when you take a massive shit and jizz at the same time

“dude i took the most massive shizz.”
“awwww dude i’m about to shizz my pants.”

by Big cock Calvin July 08, 2020

Shizz

The combination of shit and jizz. A thick chocolate milk like substance projected from the anus following anal sex. This can also lead to the conception of a mud baby if entered into the vagina.

Damnit... she got shizz all over my sheets again!

by Artkyver13 February 21, 2019

Shizz

A mix of both Shit and Jizz.

1: Dear God what's all over the floor?

2: Ah yeah, that'd be Shizz. It was a uh, interesting night.

by BroBuster May 16, 2021