Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!

by sonicboy March 20, 2010

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 1, 2008

Shizz

The combination of shit and jizz. A thick chocolate milk like substance projected from the anus following anal sex. This can also lead to the conception of a mud baby if entered into the vagina.

Damnit... she got shizz all over my sheets again!

by Artkyver13 February 20, 2019

shizz-ur

stereotypical wigger slang for the word sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the word.

Do you like Eminem?
For shizz-ur!

by Pseudonym March 28, 2004

Kool shizz

1.Slang for "awesome shit, or a significance that should be most memorable by phrasing it right, or boss shit that happened"

2.This word be that shizz you dont use often ight thats how it stay kool shizz Nuff said

Dawg got five bricks "Kool Shizz"
Popped a nigga like Crisco thats Kool Shizz

by GGAWD GNOHC June 7, 2013

Shizz

Fecal matter and male ejaculate that has been churned to a frothy consistency and leaks leaks from an exhausted sphincter.

As she snored the shizz flowed like the golden rivers of Mead in Valhalla.

by Barnukl May 14, 2020